*Puke!!*

I caught the Dog doing one of the most unholy of unholy things yesterday (no, not trying to hump one of the kids before you ask). I was in the kitchen and I heard Cameron shout from the garden "Mam!, Lassie is having a poo!", so I thought "yeah, erm......big deal?", but no no, I had heard Cameron wrong, Lassie wasn't having a poo........ Lassie was eating her poo!........ BLAH! *gag*, I had to force her to stop eating it too *shudders*. I mean, whats going on when your Dog starts eating its own shite??...... should I even bother to buy Dog food for her anymore?, suppose I could just leave her to it, let her eat her own waste and own the worlds first recycled Dog........ doing my bit for the environment and all that.

Smack Inbetween

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Birthday List

Its my Birthday in less than 2 weeks (26th Aug) so I thought it would be best to write out a list of what I wanted so you dont have to wrack your brains over it ;)

1, £20
2, £43
3, £35
4, A car (second hand will be accepted)
5, £22
6, £57
7, £19
8, £31
9, £48
10, £61
11, £12
12, £10
13, £14
14, A dodgy fake driving licence
15, Some new nail polish
16, £50
17, 12 bottles of Rose wine


Probably should leave it at that, I dont want people to think I'm over doing it.......

Tagged........ in a fashion

My uncle once: Well......... my Dad is an only child and my Mum has only one Sister, although She has been Married 3 times (1st one I havn't seen since I was tiny, 2nd one I havnt seen since I was about 10 and He died when I was about 20 I think, and 3rd one is a complete and utter tosser, so sadly, no memorable stuff worth mentioning where Uncle's are concerned.

Never in my life: Have I eaten Marmite.

When I was five: I loved living in Selby.

High school was: Ok, and I really should have paid more attention.

I will never forget: The shock of finding out I was expecting my first Child.

Once I met: Karen Keating from Blue Peter.

There’s this boy I know: Who is OBSESSED with Guitar Hero 3

Once, at a bar: I got caught doing naughty things in the car park.......... had no idea I was being watched on cctv by everyone in the pub.

By noon, I’m usually: Half way to being organised.

Last night: I sat in front of the PC waffling on messenger.

If only I had: A Magic Lamp ;-P.

Next time I go to church: I will most likely be wearing black, cos I only seem to be going to funerals alately :-(.

What worries me most: Is the threat of Bird Flu (seriously, it shits me up!).

When I turn my head left I see: My glass cabinet full of Myth And Magical ornaments.

When I turn my head right I see: My shelf with a vase of flowers on it.

You know I’m lying when: I say I hate chocolate.

What I miss most about the Eighties is: Everything, I loved the 80's! (apart from Mullets and Shell Suits).

If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Sorry, I dont "do" Shakespeare.

By this time next year: I hope my kids will still be happy and healthy.

A better name for me would be: I am called allsorts, I tend to respond to - Oi, A 'se, Ayup, Hoss, Mammy, and if my Nana is talking to me I am also Kim, Lesley, Emma and Katie.

I have a hard time understanding: Chinese.

If I ever go back to school, I’ll: Try harder.

You know I like you if: I Invite you to my home.

If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: Myself, cos I bloody won it hehe.

Take my advice, never: Wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

My ideal breakfast is: Toast.

A song I love but do not have is: Sometimes I Wish I Were An Angel - Jam Tronik.

If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: Don't blink cos you will miss it.

Why won’t people: *some people* Take better care of their Children?.

If you spend a night at my house: Be prepared to have your arse kicked on GH3 :-P.

I’d stop my wedding for: I have never even started one before, let alone know what I would stop it for.

The world could do without: Pek and Spam.

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat a Pek sandwich.

My favourite blonde(s) is/are: My Son Cameron.

Paper clips are more useful than: A corned beef tin opener.

If I do anything well it’s: Playing Guitar Hero 3 lol.

I can’t help but: Be sarcastic.

I usually cry: When I watch a sad film.

My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Be good, and if you cant be good, be VERY careful.

And by the way: I'm good at Calligraphy and making Daisy chains.

Boring!

I havn't updated my blog for a week cos there isnt much going on of late........ well, nothing at all really. I havn't ventured out of the house since Saturday night, so 5 whole days of boring-ness. Im Skint Eastwood this week so cant even go into town, plus the weather has been PANTS so the local park has been out of the question. I really need to find summat to do tomorrow and get out of the house otherwise I'll end up taking root here............. *yawns*, I've been feeling extra knackered cos I'm simply not burning any energy off at the moment. S'pose I better go now and chuck the kids in the bath. Oh happy days *yawns again*

New Shoes :-)

These are the new shoe's I have bought today, should have been £22 but cost me a mere fraction at £3 ........... just the kind of bargain I like ;-)

I used to be a real shoe freak when I was younger, and I NEVER bought a pair lower than a 4" heel/wedge and I NEVER wore trainers. I'm 5ft 9" in height, so you can imagine how much of a giant I looked in high shoe's lol.

I dont like being tall anymore though, but I think that has a lot to do with confidence, anyone who knew me when I was a teen (esp on the clubbing scene) I was filled with bags of confidence, nothing ever phased me. I think getting older, coupled with weight gain and being a Mum has kinda pulled some of that confidence out of me and turned me into a trainer hugger lol. But in the past few weeks I have been trying to shake some of that off and start wearing clothes more suited to my age (and a bit more femenine) aswell as nail polish on my fingers and toes........... and shoe's instead of trainers :-) and to be honest I feel better for it. I'm also thinking about having another Tattoo done for my Birthday this month and another trip to the hairdressers to have some more red tints in my hair. In short, I think I am having a Mid Life Crisis lol.

Feeling A Bit Carp.....

And I'm sure its cos I've been drinking coke on and off for the last 3 days. I havn't drank hardly any fizzy drinks for the past 8 weeks, and in turn I havn't suffered from one headache, just one groggy day a few weeks ago. Today I have felt totally drained and I can now feel a headache coming on :-( *note self - go back onto the water at once!*

I'm sat here waiting for the shopping to be delivered, the kids are happily building a huge spaceship out of cardboard boxes behind me........ working well together for once :-)

I've got a shed load of washing to do, along with loads of college work, but I so cant be bothered, I think I will leave it til tomorrow.