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My uncle once: Well......... my Dad is an only child and my Mum has only one Sister, although She has been Married 3 times (1st one I havn't seen since I was tiny, 2nd one I havnt seen since I was about 10 and He died when I was about 20 I think, and 3rd one is a complete and utter tosser, so sadly, no memorable stuff worth mentioning where Uncle's are concerned.

Never in my life: Have I eaten Marmite.

When I was five: I loved living in Selby.

High school was: Ok, and I really should have paid more attention.

I will never forget: The shock of finding out I was expecting my first Child.

Once I met: Karen Keating from Blue Peter.

There’s this boy I know: Who is OBSESSED with Guitar Hero 3

Once, at a bar: I got caught doing naughty things in the car park.......... had no idea I was being watched on cctv by everyone in the pub.

By noon, I’m usually: Half way to being organised.

Last night: I sat in front of the PC waffling on messenger.

If only I had: A Magic Lamp ;-P.

Next time I go to church: I will most likely be wearing black, cos I only seem to be going to funerals alately :-(.

What worries me most: Is the threat of Bird Flu (seriously, it shits me up!).

When I turn my head left I see: My glass cabinet full of Myth And Magical ornaments.

When I turn my head right I see: My shelf with a vase of flowers on it.

You know I’m lying when: I say I hate chocolate.

What I miss most about the Eighties is: Everything, I loved the 80's! (apart from Mullets and Shell Suits).

If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Sorry, I dont "do" Shakespeare.

By this time next year: I hope my kids will still be happy and healthy.

A better name for me would be: I am called allsorts, I tend to respond to - Oi, A 'se, Ayup, Hoss, Mammy, and if my Nana is talking to me I am also Kim, Lesley, Emma and Katie.

I have a hard time understanding: Chinese.

If I ever go back to school, I’ll: Try harder.

You know I like you if: I Invite you to my home.

If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: Myself, cos I bloody won it hehe.

Take my advice, never: Wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

My ideal breakfast is: Toast.

A song I love but do not have is: Sometimes I Wish I Were An Angel - Jam Tronik.

If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: Don't blink cos you will miss it.

Why won’t people: *some people* Take better care of their Children?.

If you spend a night at my house: Be prepared to have your arse kicked on GH3 :-P.

I’d stop my wedding for: I have never even started one before, let alone know what I would stop it for.

The world could do without: Pek and Spam.

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eat a Pek sandwich.

My favourite blonde(s) is/are: My Son Cameron.

Paper clips are more useful than: A corned beef tin opener.

If I do anything well it’s: Playing Guitar Hero 3 lol.

I can’t help but: Be sarcastic.

I usually cry: When I watch a sad film.

My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Be good, and if you cant be good, be VERY careful.

And by the way: I'm good at Calligraphy and making Daisy chains.